fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

(via hauido)

 

Haven’t been on tumblr in ages. Judging by the messages in my inbox ive just looked at, i can see why.

 
 
 

assiest:

life is full of little surprises, for example:

‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’

truly amazing

(via dutchfarm)

 
blackpaint20:

Beggar (15th c.), 1859-1860Etienne Huyot

blackpaint20:

Beggar (15th c.), 1859-1860
Etienne Huyot

(via esotericallyarcane)

 

nicevagina:

j0shiee:

jurassicgarden:

homeduka:

bishoujowerewolf:

the-foxiest-box:

I have watched 2:40 hours of pingu so far.

I am creating a compilation of every NOOT NOOT in the entire series.

I am destroying myself.

This is it so far.

noot noot

noot noot

noot noot

noot noot

this makes pingu look like a psychopath

(via nicevagina-deactivated493043593)

 
 

rootbeerflotsam:

Well, this is the best damn thing.

(via jaffacakefort)

 

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

(via hauido)

 

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

(via obamas-goth-phase)

 
fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

(via ink-wars)

 
 
 
pimpbellamy:

what year is it again

pimpbellamy:

what year is it again

(via bamirase)